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Good morning/afternoon/night, everyone! My name is Anna, and I am a young, eager, and somewhat naive new sporker!
There's nothing that I love more than a badfic. And the entire thing is justified, too, because I used to be a Suethor. I got better, though.
I spork badfics from a metric crap-ton of fandoms. I also spork very, very notorius badfics simply because they haven't been done. I do my sporkings with seven cats who are occasionally accompanied by canon characters and OCs (some mine, mostly by older brother's... he's sith_droideka and is very helpful, most of the time). The cats you will see most often:
Hawksky Tartarus the evil one. She's the one who's most likely to search out a badfic just to torment the others. Supposed to be trying to destroy Silverpelt once and for all, but is pretty lazy.
Anna Jekyll/The Plot Reaper me. She can be somewhat Mary-Sueish at times, but for all intents and purposes in a Parody Sue. Usually sides with Hawksky, but waxes philosophical at times. Her alter ego is The Plot Reaper (PR), who is pretty much the same only much more violent AND LIKES TO TALK IN CAPS. Annoys the heck out of everyone.
Kiri Raskolnikova Hawksky's sidekick. She's pretty clever and has picked up on how to be manipulative, but is also lazy. Loves to write. Best friends (girlfriend?) with Chill even though she can't comprehend emotion very well and considers "romantic love" to be a disease. Usually stoic but bursts into song randomly. Singing is srs bsns for her. Provides a lot of information in case its needed.
Chill von Richthofen somewhat foolish dizt. Kinda creepy.
Fallen Succubus waaaaaaaay too cheerful. Doesn't really have an assigned role. Is just kind of... there.
Aziz Succubus the suspiciously quiet one, at least outside of the sporking theater. Pretty emo. In fact, she only talks when she's sporking or pissed. Her mind is also drastically in the gutter.
48 hours hard evidence, alas babylon, animal farm, anime, art, badfics, batman, bloom county, bones, calvin and hobbes, captain planet, cats, classic rock, comics, communism, computers, constructive critism, corpse bride, corpses, cowboy bebop, crime and punishment, dc, dead things, detective conan, dexter's lab, diseases, dissection, dostoevsky, dr g medical examiner, dracula, egyptian mythology, fanfiction, food, gay rights, good books, grammar, graphic novels, harry potter, herps, hetalia, higurashi, history, homestuck, innuendos, internet in general, internet memes, kingdom hearts, manga, marvel, medicine, mental disorders, mocking twilight, mormonism, mst3k, msting, music, musical numbers, mythbusters, nightmare before christmas, okami, oragami, philosophy, pokemon, powerpuff girls, ranting, reading, rock and roll, roleplaying, russia, russian revolution, salt water taffy, samurai jack, science, shipping, sporking, star wars, stephen king, studio ghibli, super smash bros brawl, the brothers karamazov, the far side, the holocaust, the idiot, the muppet show, the princess bride, trigun, trolling, veggie tales, warriors, webcomics, world war one, world war two, writing, x-men